S with a Tango
I wanted to be a wrestler. As in WWE wrestling. My ringname would have been Stangospice.
The closest I came to being a wrestler was in high school when I joined the wrestling team. There were no chair shots. Nobody was put through a table. But I did have a signature chokehold.
On the Paul & Stango Radio Show, I was the Stango.
There were summers that I spent more time in a pool than I did on land.
I’ve hit baseballs so hard they’ve landed in other zip codes.
I might be the only person to have ever actually slipped on a banana peel.